Aussie Streaker at the Races

Source : http://beat.bodoglife.com/horseracing/video-of-horse-race-streaker-57486.html

Apparently the race was declared null and void...

And some people think winning an Ebay auction is exciting

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A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.

Six different men won Internet auctions to have sex with the woman in April and May last year. They were only known to her by their online names, a spokesman for a court in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said Wednesday.

"The woman wanted to discover which one of the men had made her pregnant," the spokesman said. "So she needed their contact details. Of course, if they're not willing to go along with the gene test, she'll have to take them to court."

The woman asked the site's operator to reveal the true identity of the men, but it refused, citing a confidentiality clause in its terms and conditions.

The court ruled in her favor, saying the child's right to know who its father was took precedence.

Beware .. loonies about..

Lawrence Goldstein, 40, 1020 St. Claude Ave., New Orleans, was booked Monday with attempted rape, false imprisonment and possession of nitrous oxide, which is classified a dangerous substance, police said.

Sometimes known as laughing gas, the chemical was used by Goldstein to try and lower the woman's defenses, authorities said.

Goldstein called the 24-year-old Covington resident early Monday morning and told her that he had too many guests at his home and asked if he could sleep at her place, Covington police spokesman Lt. Jack West said.

The woman, who was house-sitting and had a 6-month-old baby with her, told him he could come over but only to sleep, West said.

Goldstein arrived at the apartment in a purple top hat, a large purple cape and a purple satin shirt, West said. His upper body also was covered in pink body paint and glitter, West said.

The woman told police that Goldstein forced her to inhale nitrous oxide and smoke marijuana with him, West said. He then became aggressive and attacked her, ripping off some of her clothes, West said.

The woman fought him off and ran outside about 3:30 a.m., where she was able to call police on a cell phone, West said. The woman left the baby inside, but the infant was unharmed, West said.

When officers arrived, they found Goldstein in the house clad only in trousers and with a bag full of whips, chains, a sex toy and handcuffs, West said. The officers also discovered a canister that the woman told them contained nitrous oxide. She told police they had smoked all of Goldstein's marijuana, West said.

While searching the man's car, they discovered the trunk was packed with hay, two hula hoops and another whip, West said.

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Already dead when he found her ? Sure.

Model Sally Anne Bowman was murdered in a savage knife and sex attack in the drive of her home, a court heard today.

Prosecutor Brian Altman said this was because pub chef Mark Dixie was denying murder and had put forward a "desperate defence".

Dixie admits having sex with Miss Bowman as she lay in a pool of blood - but claims she was already dead when he found her, said Mr Altman.

She was bitten and knifed several times with such force that the blade passed right through her body.

DNA found on her body matched Dixie and his bite marks were found on her cheek and neck. His bloodied fingerprint was on her shoe.

Dixie, 37, of no fixed address, pleads not guilty to murdering Miss Bowman in September 2005. Mr Altman, opening the trial, said: "Her murder was motivated by sex. Her killer murdered her for his sexual gratification and the killer was Mark Dixie." Mr Altman added: "Mark Dixie admits that he had sex with her after her death but denies that he is the killer.

"He claims he just happened to be in Blenheim Crescent in the early hours of that morning under the influence of drink and drugs when he chanced upon her body and took advantage of the situation.

"He says that somebody else stabbed her to death. That, astonishingly, is his defence to the charge of murder he faces - you may conclude it is a defence born of desperation for all too obvious reasons."

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Play of the Superbowl

Australia Day Fun

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Yumberino !!

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"Donkeys don't have layers"

(fingers crossed I can put up vids here that wont get blocked by websense)

Weekend at Bernies

TWO men have been arrested after allegedly pushing the body of a dead friend through the streets of Manhattan in an office chair to try to get his social security cheque cashed.

David Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the apartment Mr O'Hare and Mr Cintron shared about a block away to Pay-O-Matic, a cheque-cashing shop, police spokesman Paul Browne said.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up..." Mr Browne said.

The men left Mr Cintron's body outside the shop, went inside and tried to cash his $US355 ($405) cheque, the Associated Press reported.

The shop assistant, who knew Mr Cintron, asked where he was and Mr O'Hare said he would go and get him.

But by now a crowd had formed around the body and attracted the attention of a police detective having lunch at a restaurant next door.

"It's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Mr Browne said.

He called on-duty police and Mr O'Hare and Mr Dalaia were arrested as they prepared to wheel Mr Cintron's body into the cheque-cashing shop.

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Finger licking good ?

HAYDEN, Idaho (AP) — A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

"It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."

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What some people will do to get on my blog

http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hiZ4j2OOEug3O3W7pEfVHLsp4TyQ

SUPERIOR, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.

Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult.

Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened. He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge.

That's some nice bike skills there Ronnie

A Central Florida man is accused of exposing himself and masturbating in front of several young girls while riding his motorcycle on a busy road. Police in Palm Bay said a homeowner noticed Ronald Truex, 39, riding his motorcycle on Nolan Street near his 7-year-old daughter and another 9-year-old girl. The father said after Truex exposed himself and masturbated on his motorcycle, he wrote down the vehicle's tag number and then followed it to 460 Plant Avenue -- Truex's home.

Source : http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/14952254/detail.html

Coffee Bukake Man ?!!?

From : http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=3359


A man has been arrested in Numazu, Shizuoka Prefecture for assaulting 5 schoolgirls with coffee via drive-by spitting attacks

The spitter, who was nicknamed “Coffee Bukake Man” by locals, had carried out 5 attacks since the end of October. All of his victims were junior high school or high school girls wearing their uniforms, and all of the attacks involved spitting coffee onto their faces from his car window. His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it. This led to the arrest of 26 year-old Yoshiro Sumiyama, who admitted attacking the girls. Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.

Vasaline Bandits..

When I was little burglars disguised their finger prints by smearing them with Vasaline. . .

Maybe they moved on to covering themselves further :


http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10182722


The tale of the tail end may have reached an end.

At least that's what folks in Valentine, Neb., hope after someone slathered his bare backside — and front side — with Vaseline, then left prints on windows of businesses, schools and churches.

Rewards offered through Crime Stoppers failed to halt the pants-dropping perpetrator's spree, which began in May.

The local Midland News newspaper called the vandal or vandals "lewd, lubricated, lurching lunatics." A radio station dubbed them "the buttcheek bandits."

"It's just a weird deal, but it's weird enough to cause a little bit of concern," Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride. "Who in their right mind would do something like that?"

McBride has fielded about 20 reports. The last official one came in mid-October, although a Valentine businessman said he saw a print Thursday morning on the door of a dental clinic.

"If I hadn't heard about this previously, I wouldn't have had a clue what it was," said Duane Gudgel of the Plains Trading Company bookstore and gift shop.

Norman Nollett, co-owner of Nollett Electric, noticed greasy prints on the plate glass windows of his business in September. He didn't think much of it until he heard a radio report about the spree.

"I don't know what kind of people it takes to do that," Nollett said. "Someone with a weird sense of humor, I guess."

Drinking can lead to a nasty headache

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article421854.ece

A WOMAN who leant over a station platform to be sick was hit in the head by a 65mph train – and SURVIVED.

Amazingly, the 28-year-old wasn’t knocked on to the tracks and suffered only a fractured skull and cut face.

The driver of the Watford to Gatwick express blew his horn and hit the brakes when he spotted the woman at Purley Oaks station in Croydon, South London.

But he was unable to prevent the accident at 7.20pm on Thursday – which resulted in severe delays for hundreds of commuters.

A spokeswoman for the London Ambulance Service said: “A woman was taken to St George’s Hospital in Tooting with head injuries but was fully conscious.”

Beer is good !!

A beer after playing a game of football, a long run, or a strenuous round of golf can be good for the body, scientists say.

In a rare piece of good news for those who like a pint, Spanish researchers say beer can help someone who is dehydrated retain liquid better than water.

Prof Manuel Garzon, of Granada University, also claimed the bubbles in beer help to quench the thirst and that its carbohydrate content can help to replace lost calories.

Prof Garzon, who announced the results at a press conference in Granada beneath a banner declaring "Beer, Sport, Health", said the hydration effect in those who drank beer was "slightly better".

Juan Antonio Corbalan, a cardiologist who worked formerly with Real Madrid football players and Spain's national basketball team, said beer had the perfect profile for re-hydration after sport.

He added that he had long recommended barley drinks to professional sportsmen after exercise.

Previous studies have shown most alcoholic drinks have a diuretic effect – meaning they increase the amount of liquid lost by the body through urination.

Dr James Betts, an expert on nutrition and metabolism at Bath University, said a moderate amount of beer might be just as good as water at helping the body retain liquid, but that he doubted it could be any better.

Dr Betts said: "If you are dehydrated to start with following exercise, a beer, as opposed to a spirit, probably does not have a high enough concentration of alcohol to induce a diuretic effect."

Door Snakes are sexy

Crazy scuba-fetish priest

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, [and a dildo in his arse].

Private Battle Hard Bear

School kids send a bear to US soldier .. Check the link ... pretty cool.

http://hostedfor.us/corley.boazk12.org/Beck/BattleHard%20The%20Bear.htm

Furries vs Klingons - too funny