Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Giant Flying Turd

A giant inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy has blown away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before landing again.

The art work, titled Complex Shit, is the size of a house.

The wind carried it 200 metres from the Paul Klee Centre in Berne before it fell back to Earth in the grounds of a children's home, said museum director Juri Steiner.

The inflatable turd broke the window at the children's home when it blew away on the night of July 31, Steiner said.

The art work has a safety system that normally makes it deflate when there is a storm, but this did not work when it blew away.

Steiner said McCarthy had not yet been contacted and the museum was not sure if Complex Shit would be put back on display.


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Saturday, 9 August 2008

Olympics

I dont much care for the olympics ...
So here's this :

Ewww Gross !!!

Thursday, 10 July 2008

Puppy love isn't always cute

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A woman who was charged with committing felony crimes against nature was arrested this morning after police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of the Tulsa Count woman engaging in various sex acts with dogs.

Donald Roy Seigfried, 55 and Diane Sue Whalen, 54, were charged with the crime, which deals with bestiality.

Whalen, 54, was arrested this morning and booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

Seigfried, whom police describe as her partner in the movie productions, was arrested and released on a $10,000 bond Tuesday.

Authorities were notified of the tapes after Whalen’s son accidentally stumbled onto one of the movies and then alerted the sheriff's department.

The tapes, along with three dogs -- a Labrador, a blue heeler and a mixed breed -- were also taken into custody. Bowman said his office is recommending that they be taken away from the suspects and be put down.


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Someone showed me this from Wiki which might explain some of the above...

Cattle Dogs have high energy levels and active minds. They need plenty of exercise and a job to do, such as participating in dog sports, learning tricks, or other activities that engage their minds. Some individuals find repetitive training frustrating and dull, so owners should aim to make training sessions varied and more exciting in order to keep their dog interested.

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Trippy Cops

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A man performing community service delivered drug-laced cookies to police departments in both Blue Mound and Lake Worth on Monday, authorities said.

At least three officers at the Blue Mound Police Department consumed some food that came from a basket of cookies and assorted candies delivered by Christian Phillips, 18, on behalf of Mothers Against Drunk Driving. At the time, Phillips was working for MADD as part of ordered community service.

It was discovered the cookies contained LSD after staff at Blue Mound thought the cookies smelled of marijuana and sent them for testing.

Lake Worth Police Department, who was warned by Blue Mound, arrested Phillips when he came into their department to deliver another basket.

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Crazy psycho mummy hacking bitch

Kennewick Fire Department received a call from a woman claiming she had just given birth near a car park and thought the baby had died.

Firefighters found a car with a baby in the back seat and a woman in the driver's seat naked from the waist down and holding an umbilical cord.

The woman allegedly repeatedly said: "Is my baby OK."

The woman and baby were taken to hospital but medical tests showed the woman had not recently given birth.

Police searched Ms Sisouvanh's handbag and allegedly found gloves soaked in blood, bloody paper towels, latex gloves, a boxcutter, string, a baby bottle and baby socks.

Police later found Ms Gomez's body, with hands and feet bound, in Columbia Park and determined that was where Ms Sisouvanh allegedly called emergency services.

"Gomez was deceased and had suffered massive trauma to her stomach area," Mr Hohenberg said. A post-mortem examination showed she had been stabbed several times in the chest.

Cuts near her uterus were consistent with having a baby removed.

A friend of Ms Sisouvanh said Ms Sisouvanh allegedly called her two weeks ago to say she was having a baby soon.


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Wednesday, 25 June 2008

God arrested for selling cocaine

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TAMPA, FL -- Whether his name is a blessing or curse the man named God Lucky Howard was arrested by undercover detectives for selling cocaine in his neighborhood.

If the delivery of cocaine charge isn't enough Howard is charged with the delivery of cocaine near a church, a school and public housing near North Avon Avenue in Tampa.

Monday, 23 June 2008

Can people in wheelchairs ever get drunk legally?

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MOTORISTS had to swerve to avoid a man asleep at the controls of a motorised wheelchair on a north Queensland highway.

Police who breath-tested him allegedly found him to be six times the legal blood alcohol limit.

Police found the 64-year-old man asleep in his wheelchair in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway at Stratford north of Cairns on Friday morning.

Passing police noticed him slumped in the wheelchair and stopped to help.

They breathalysed him when they smelt alcohol on him.

He allegedly blew .301, more than six times the legal limit.

He told police he was going 14km to Trinity Beach to visit a friend, most of it on the four-lane highway.

Monday, 5 May 2008

PSA: Don't steal from someone nicknamed 'Insane'

Miami gang leader Manuel ''Insane'' Balbin believed a young member swiped his PlayStation 2. He spared the teen's life, prosecutors say, but not before he:

Jolted the teen's right testicle with a Taser stun gun.

Carved gang initials into the teen's back, then used deodorant spray and a lighter to torch his leg.

Shot the teen, then 17, three times with a stolen pink-painted rifle, dressed him in a tube top and forced him to steal beer from a convenience store.

more here : http://www.miamiherald.com/460/story/517896.html

Monday, 7 April 2008

100th Post goes to some fatty in QLD

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A DEFENCE force Hercules plane was hired to carry a 240kg patient because there were no ambulances or planes big enough to transport her.

Even though the woman was deemed well enough to travel by road from Mt Isa to Townsville, the Queensland Ambulance Service had no vehicles to carry her.

She was even too large to be safely carried in King Air light aircraft operated by the Royal Flying Doctor Service.

An Australian Defence Force spokesman confirmed a C-130 Hercules was sent from the RAAF base near Sydney after a request from the Queensland Government.

The cost to taxpayers was not disclosed, but a Hercules aircraft costs about $13,000 an hour to operate, putting the total cost of the nine-hour operation at more than $100,000.

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Kids really are crazier these days :|

A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.

The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said.

The children, ages 8 and 9, were apparently mad at the teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, Tanner said. A prosecutor said they are too young to be charged with a crime under Georgia law.

School officials alerted police Friday after a pupil tipped off a teacher that a girl had brought a weapon to school, Tanner said.

Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher, Tanner said.

Nine children have been given discipline up to and including long-term suspension, said Theresa Martin, spokeswoman for the Ware County school system. She would not be more specific but said none of the children had been back to school since the case came to light.

The purported target is a veteran educator who teaches third-grade students with learning disabilities including attention deficit disorder, delayed development and hyperactivity, friends and parents said.

The scheme involved a division of roles, Tanner said. One child's job was to cover windows so no one could see outside, he said. Another was supposed to clean up after the attack.

"We're not sure at this point in the investigation how many of the students actually knew the intent was to hurt the teacher," Tanner said.



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Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Crazy Outdoor Furniture Sex

Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

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The force was not strong with this one

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Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.
Darth Vader attacks Jedi Master in his back garden

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.

"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Wash your feet !!!

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.

"Wang and his wife, Luo, were married on February 2. The couple, however, frequently fought over trivial things while still on their honeymoon," the official Xinhua news agency quoted a local newspaper as saying.

The couple, from the central province of Hubei, had another fight on the night of March 4, "and in frustration they together drank a bottle of liquor to ease their anger."

"At about 10 p.m., Luo watched her husband get into bed without cleaning or washing his feet. In a fit of anger and intoxication, she set fire to the sheet he was sleeping in," the report said.

"When he awoke, the two began fighting before a very drunk Wang collapsed. As fire engulfed the bedroom. Luo escaped to the living room, leaving her other half to burn," it added.



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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

This one beats the NY Governor by 5.

Tehran's police chief, Reza Zarei has been arrested after he was found nude in a local brothel with six naked prostitutes, according to report on the Iranian Farda News.

Before he was arrested, Zarei was in charge of the programme for the 'moralisation of the city'.

the women had told agents that the General had told them to take off their dresses and pray completely nude”.

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Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Crazy Arab !

A man reportedly held a knife to the throat of his 15-month-old nephew and decapitated him in front of his mother in a Saudi Arabian supermarket.

The killing happened in front of shoppers and staff in the fruit and vegetable section of the Al-Marhaba supermarket yesterday morning.

A police officer told Arab News: "The murderer was in a dispute with the boy's mother and her husband. He chopped off the boy's head in front of the mother to get back at her."

Another witness, Abu Muhammad, who is in his mid-60s, told the paper: "It happened so quickly. Before people could intervene, the man had cut more than half way through the child's neck."

One shopper, Ahmed Abdul-Rahman, told the Saudi Gazette: "I was shopping when I heard a scream and saw people running toward the shop's pastry corner.

"When I arrived there, I couldn't believe what I saw.

"A headless body of a child lay on the floor and the head was lying nearby soaked in blood."

The man was arrested at the supermarket, reports AFP. Murder is punishable by death in the Islamic country, and the sentence is usually carried out by beheading.

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Thursday, 21 February 2008

Thursday, 14 February 2008

And some people think winning an Ebay auction is exciting

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A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.

Six different men won Internet auctions to have sex with the woman in April and May last year. They were only known to her by their online names, a spokesman for a court in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said Wednesday.

"The woman wanted to discover which one of the men had made her pregnant," the spokesman said. "So she needed their contact details. Of course, if they're not willing to go along with the gene test, she'll have to take them to court."

The woman asked the site's operator to reveal the true identity of the men, but it refused, citing a confidentiality clause in its terms and conditions.

The court ruled in her favor, saying the child's right to know who its father was took precedence.

Thursday, 7 February 2008

Beware .. loonies about..

Lawrence Goldstein, 40, 1020 St. Claude Ave., New Orleans, was booked Monday with attempted rape, false imprisonment and possession of nitrous oxide, which is classified a dangerous substance, police said.

Sometimes known as laughing gas, the chemical was used by Goldstein to try and lower the woman's defenses, authorities said.

Goldstein called the 24-year-old Covington resident early Monday morning and told her that he had too many guests at his home and asked if he could sleep at her place, Covington police spokesman Lt. Jack West said.

The woman, who was house-sitting and had a 6-month-old baby with her, told him he could come over but only to sleep, West said.

Goldstein arrived at the apartment in a purple top hat, a large purple cape and a purple satin shirt, West said. His upper body also was covered in pink body paint and glitter, West said.

The woman told police that Goldstein forced her to inhale nitrous oxide and smoke marijuana with him, West said. He then became aggressive and attacked her, ripping off some of her clothes, West said.

The woman fought him off and ran outside about 3:30 a.m., where she was able to call police on a cell phone, West said. The woman left the baby inside, but the infant was unharmed, West said.

When officers arrived, they found Goldstein in the house clad only in trousers and with a bag full of whips, chains, a sex toy and handcuffs, West said. The officers also discovered a canister that the woman told them contained nitrous oxide. She told police they had smoked all of Goldstein's marijuana, West said.

While searching the man's car, they discovered the trunk was packed with hay, two hula hoops and another whip, West said.

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Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Already dead when he found her ? Sure.

Model Sally Anne Bowman was murdered in a savage knife and sex attack in the drive of her home, a court heard today.

Prosecutor Brian Altman said this was because pub chef Mark Dixie was denying murder and had put forward a "desperate defence".

Dixie admits having sex with Miss Bowman as she lay in a pool of blood - but claims she was already dead when he found her, said Mr Altman.

She was bitten and knifed several times with such force that the blade passed right through her body.

DNA found on her body matched Dixie and his bite marks were found on her cheek and neck. His bloodied fingerprint was on her shoe.

Dixie, 37, of no fixed address, pleads not guilty to murdering Miss Bowman in September 2005. Mr Altman, opening the trial, said: "Her murder was motivated by sex. Her killer murdered her for his sexual gratification and the killer was Mark Dixie." Mr Altman added: "Mark Dixie admits that he had sex with her after her death but denies that he is the killer.

"He claims he just happened to be in Blenheim Crescent in the early hours of that morning under the influence of drink and drugs when he chanced upon her body and took advantage of the situation.

"He says that somebody else stabbed her to death. That, astonishingly, is his defence to the charge of murder he faces - you may conclude it is a defence born of desperation for all too obvious reasons."



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Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Saturday, 2 February 2008

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

"Donkeys don't have layers"

(fingers crossed I can put up vids here that wont get blocked by websense)

Thursday, 10 January 2008

Weekend at Bernies

TWO men have been arrested after allegedly pushing the body of a dead friend through the streets of Manhattan in an office chair to try to get his social security cheque cashed.

David Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the apartment Mr O'Hare and Mr Cintron shared about a block away to Pay-O-Matic, a cheque-cashing shop, police spokesman Paul Browne said.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up..." Mr Browne said.

The men left Mr Cintron's body outside the shop, went inside and tried to cash his $US355 ($405) cheque, the Associated Press reported.

The shop assistant, who knew Mr Cintron, asked where he was and Mr O'Hare said he would go and get him.

But by now a crowd had formed around the body and attracted the attention of a police detective having lunch at a restaurant next door.

"It's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Mr Browne said.

He called on-duty police and Mr O'Hare and Mr Dalaia were arrested as they prepared to wheel Mr Cintron's body into the cheque-cashing shop.



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Finger licking good ?

HAYDEN, Idaho (AP) — A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

"It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."

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Monday, 7 January 2008

What some people will do to get on my blog

http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hiZ4j2OOEug3O3W7pEfVHLsp4TyQ

SUPERIOR, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.

Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult.

Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened. He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge.

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

That's some nice bike skills there Ronnie


A Central Florida man is accused of exposing himself and masturbating in front of several young girls while riding his motorcycle on a busy road. Police in Palm Bay said a homeowner noticed Ronald Truex, 39, riding his motorcycle on Nolan Street near his 7-year-old daughter and another 9-year-old girl. The father said after Truex exposed himself and masturbated on his motorcycle, he wrote down the vehicle's tag number and then followed it to 460 Plant Avenue -- Truex's home.

Source : http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/14952254/detail.html

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Coffee Bukake Man ?!!?


From : http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=3359


A man has been arrested in Numazu, Shizuoka Prefecture for assaulting 5 schoolgirls with coffee via drive-by spitting attacks

The spitter, who was nicknamed “Coffee Bukake Man” by locals, had carried out 5 attacks since the end of October. All of his victims were junior high school or high school girls wearing their uniforms, and all of the attacks involved spitting coffee onto their faces from his car window. His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it. This led to the arrest of 26 year-old Yoshiro Sumiyama, who admitted attacking the girls. Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

Vasaline Bandits..

When I was little burglars disguised their finger prints by smearing them with Vasaline. . .

Maybe they moved on to covering themselves further :


http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10182722


The tale of the tail end may have reached an end.

At least that's what folks in Valentine, Neb., hope after someone slathered his bare backside — and front side — with Vaseline, then left prints on windows of businesses, schools and churches.

Rewards offered through Crime Stoppers failed to halt the pants-dropping perpetrator's spree, which began in May.

The local Midland News newspaper called the vandal or vandals "lewd, lubricated, lurching lunatics." A radio station dubbed them "the buttcheek bandits."

"It's just a weird deal, but it's weird enough to cause a little bit of concern," Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride. "Who in their right mind would do something like that?"

McBride has fielded about 20 reports. The last official one came in mid-October, although a Valentine businessman said he saw a print Thursday morning on the door of a dental clinic.

"If I hadn't heard about this previously, I wouldn't have had a clue what it was," said Duane Gudgel of the Plains Trading Company bookstore and gift shop.

Norman Nollett, co-owner of Nollett Electric, noticed greasy prints on the plate glass windows of his business in September. He didn't think much of it until he heard a radio report about the spree.

"I don't know what kind of people it takes to do that," Nollett said. "Someone with a weird sense of humor, I guess."

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

Drinking can lead to a nasty headache

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article421854.ece

A WOMAN who leant over a station platform to be sick was hit in the head by a 65mph train – and SURVIVED.

Amazingly, the 28-year-old wasn’t knocked on to the tracks and suffered only a fractured skull and cut face.

The driver of the Watford to Gatwick express blew his horn and hit the brakes when he spotted the woman at Purley Oaks station in Croydon, South London.

But he was unable to prevent the accident at 7.20pm on Thursday – which resulted in severe delays for hundreds of commuters.

A spokeswoman for the London Ambulance Service said: “A woman was taken to St George’s Hospital in Tooting with head injuries but was fully conscious.”

Friday, 2 November 2007

Beer is good !!

A beer after playing a game of football, a long run, or a strenuous round of golf can be good for the body, scientists say.

In a rare piece of good news for those who like a pint, Spanish researchers say beer can help someone who is dehydrated retain liquid better than water.

Prof Manuel Garzon, of Granada University, also claimed the bubbles in beer help to quench the thirst and that its carbohydrate content can help to replace lost calories.

Prof Garzon, who announced the results at a press conference in Granada beneath a banner declaring "Beer, Sport, Health", said the hydration effect in those who drank beer was "slightly better".

Juan Antonio Corbalan, a cardiologist who worked formerly with Real Madrid football players and Spain's national basketball team, said beer had the perfect profile for re-hydration after sport.

He added that he had long recommended barley drinks to professional sportsmen after exercise.

Previous studies have shown most alcoholic drinks have a diuretic effect – meaning they increase the amount of liquid lost by the body through urination.

Dr James Betts, an expert on nutrition and metabolism at Bath University, said a moderate amount of beer might be just as good as water at helping the body retain liquid, but that he doubted it could be any better.

Dr Betts said: "If you are dehydrated to start with following exercise, a beer, as opposed to a spirit, probably does not have a high enough concentration of alcohol to induce a diuretic effect."

Thursday, 18 October 2007

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

Crazy scuba-fetish priest


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, [and a dildo in his arse].