Kinky Koalas

Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.

"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.

"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.

"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.


Scientists from the University of Queensland studied 130 koalas in captivity and will publish their results in the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science.

"Our aim was to determine the extent of differences in the homosexual and heterosexual behaviour of female koalas and thereby to determine the purpose of female homosexual behaviour in the koala," say the researchers.

"Wild koalas brought into captivity clearly display homosexual behaviour on a regular basis. A total of 15 heterosexual and 43 homosexual interactions were recorded in separate animals. Homosexual behaviour was restricted to females only. Heterosexual encounters were typically twice as long as homosexual encounters," they add.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=500834&objectid=10425714

Animal Farm

A 24-year-old Melbourne man accused of having sex with dogs, goats and horses has failed to have details of the case suppressed.

Steven Whittam, of Langwarrin, faces 19 charges of bestiality over incidents which allegedly took place between January 2001 and June 2006 in suburbs across Melbourne's south-east.

Mr Whittam's lawyer Rod Willcox applied to suppress details of the case from the media in Frankston Magistrates' Court today, arguing the defendant had a severe psychiatric disorder.

But Magistrate Kim Parkinson said there was a public interest in the case even if it was embarrassing or humiliating for his client, and there was no evidence it would prejudice the administration of justice.

The case has been adjourned to the same court on April 4.

Whittam, who did not appear in court for today's hearing, remains on bail.

He has not entered a plea.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/man-accused-of-sex-with-dogs-goats-and-horses/2007/02/27/1172338611261.html

Asahi Beer Robot

Godzilla Beer Dispenser

By sliding a canned drink between his legs and snapping it into place, Godzilla automatically spews its contents out of his mouth when tilted. He even lets out his signature roar ("GAOOOO!") with each pour.

http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2006/12/spotted_in_shib.html

Thank you monkeyboy !

Shark Catcher

EYRE Peninsula man Phillip Kerkhof has wrestled a 1.3m shark - and lived to tell the tale with barely a scratch on him.On Monday night, after "quite a few vodkas", the 42-year-old bricklayer from Louth Bay, near Port Lincoln, thought it would be a good idea to jump in the ocean and wrestle with a 1.3m bronze whaler shark that had been spotted "hanging around". He caught the shark with his bare hands, dragging it onto the Louth Bay jetty to the cheers of other fishermen. The only damage was to his jean, which received a few nips. But rather than keep hold of his "trophy shark" as a memento, Mr Kerkhof skinned and gutted it, and has been eating it all week. "I've got 10 or a dozen real good feeds from it, and I've still got a fair bit of him in the freezer to last me a while," he said. Mr Kerkhof admits his actions were not very clever and "wouldn't recommend anyone try it". "It's amazing what vodka does to you, but when I woke up the next morning I thought it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do," he said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21236268-2,00.html

Off with his head

Simply awesome Linerider Clip

Assault with a friendly weapon

http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/

No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

Park was on patrol in the southwest portion of Irvine. Prosecutors believe he was craving a sexual rendezvous, and so he watched for Lucy’s white BMW to leave the strip club parking lot, then tailed her, waiting for an excuse for a stop. Park insisted he’d been cruising on the 405 north and coincidentally saw Lucy’s vehicle weave and speed.

Park began “rubbing himself up against me,” she said. “Then, he said, ‘What are we going to do here, Lucy?’”Park unzipped his pants, took his penis out and got an erection, she explained. “Basically, the officer made me give [him] a freaking hand job and he let me go. I’m so freaked out about it.”(Lucy also told police, prosecutors and the jury that Park had also fingered her vagina and fondled her breasts before he ejaculated on her.)

Rat-faced man shot !

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-mistaken-for-rodent/2007/02/12/1171128848431.html

A snorkeler in the US who was shot in the face after he was apparently mistaken for a swimming rodent is in good condition after surgery, a hospital says.
John William Cheesman, 44, from Oregon, underwent eight hours of surgery on Thursday to remove bullet and bone fragments from his face, said his wife, Shelley Cheesman.
"He's doing really well," Shelley Cheesman said.
"The bullet hit in front of his right ear, where the bone is the most dense. It just fragmented and didn't go into his brain."
William Roderick, 60, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail.
Roderick told deputies he thought Cheesman was a nutria swimming in the Smith River near Reedsport, about 90 miles southwest of Eugene, and shot him with a .22-calibre rifle, police said.
A nutria is a water-dwelling South American rodent species that is larger than a muskrat but smaller than a beaver.
It was introduced to US waters in the 1940s, according the National Wildlife Federation.
Cheesman, an avid diver, was in the river looking at different species of fish, his wife said.
He swam to the river bank and yelled for help.
Roderick and another man came to Cheesman's aid in a boat, called 911 and drove him to an ambulance.
"I do give him credit for helping him," Shelley Cheesman said of Roderick.

Panda-monium !!

Oh how I love the pandas...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/chinese-panda-lovers-thrill-to-the-patter-of-72-little-feet/2007/02/11/1171128816691.html

BEIJING: Eighteen panda cubs, blinking under the bright lights of live television, have been presented with their names with all the glitz and glamour of a movie premiere.
The 18 were paraded in baby prams on Chinese state television on Saturday after their names had been chosen through an internet poll. The naming of panda cubs is customary when they are weaned and released into their "nursery garden", which was to happen later in the day.
"The names should be civilised, standard, creative and able to highlight the panda's character as a national treasure," the website said on a page where ideas could be submitted and votes cast.
The 18 cubs were born to 11 mothers that were raised in captivity in the south-western province of Sichuan.
The names included Fuwa, meaning friendly, for baby No.9, the same as the Beijing Olympics mascot. Baby No.1 was named Sixue ("miss the snow"), twins were named Meixi and Meixin (beautiful), and the naughtiest was called Taotao (mischievous).
Thirty-four pandas were born in captivity in China last year, but four infants died, the Xinhua news agency reported.
The giant panda is one of the world's most threatened species and is found only in China. An estimated 1600 wild pandas live in reserves in Sichuan, Gansu and Shaanxi provinces, and 217 are kept in captivity.

Chilli King

Mexican wants chilli king crown

February 4, 2007 - 11:44AM

Manuel Quiroz squeezes chili juice into his eyes in Mexico City.Photo: AP
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A Mexican cabbie is searching for a world body to crown him king of the raw chilli eaters.
Manuel Quiroz can guzzle down dozens of Mexico's spiciest chillies, rub them on his skin and even squeeze their juice into his eyes without as much as blinking.
The 54-year-old Mexico City taxi driver has made thousands of dollars with his talent and wants to become the world champion chilli eater.
But first he needs to find an organisation that can crown him with that title.
"Chillies don't sting me. They don't affect me. It's just like eating fruit," Quiroz said at a market in the Mexican capital.
Shoppers stared in amazement as he crunched on a habanero, the hottest chilli pepper in a country that likes its food spicy.
Quiroz said he discovered his talent when he was seven years old and grew up betting people that he could eat more chillies than they could. He never lost.
"I'm the best. No one can rival me," he said.
His biggest windfall came when he entered a competition organised by a local television station and took home the $US2000 ($2590) prize.
Quiroz said he plans to try to get his abilities recognised by Guinness World Records. To his knowledge, no one in the world can swallow more chillies.
"Chillies are the pride of Mexico," Quiroz said. "The world chilli-eating champion has got to be here."
Quiroz said he has never been examined by a doctor to find out if there is a medical explanation for his extraordinary endurance to the spice.
"Why would I go and see a doctor?" he said. "There is nothing wrong with me. Eating chillies makes me feel great."

Violence

Dont let Jack Thompson know about this ..

Worst YouTube Video ever ?

Animal Maddness

http://meathaus.com/2007/02/06/hairstyle-names-from-1970s-ebony-ad/

I need to get my hair cut .. Thankfully found this quailty link with some quality sytles to choose from. I think I will go with the Perfecto Style.

Welcome

Spending plenty of free time at work browsing for goodies I decided to setup this blog for you all to share in the booty (oh, and my memory ain't the best so should help me to).

I'm such a noob!

Let's start with something perverted .. if only i had that eel video at work.