Why I love hot american poon ..

http://www.maniacworld.com/what-is-she-talking-about.html

Take a look ..

This gorgeous baby is asked why so few Americans can find their own country on a map ..
Apparently this has something to do with the South Africans and Iraq.

Dwarf + Hoover = Standup blowjob ?

A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions. The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production. Its attachment came loose before a performance so he tried to glue it back on. He left it to dry for 20 seconds rather than 20 minutes – and it stuck to him when he tried it out.

'It was the most embarrassing moment of my life,' he explained. 'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'

Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh managed to remove the attachment after an hour.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

Nightclub crazy !!

POLICE have used a stun gun to subdue a man who smeared himself with faeces and blood after being thrown out of a Gold Coast nightclub.Officers were called after a security guard was assaulted by a man who had been evicted from the club in Orchid Avenue, Surfers Paradise, around 3.30am (AEST) today. By the time officers arrived, the man had undressed himself and covered his entire body in faeces and blood, police said.When he refused to co-operate with police, officers used a Taser weapon, which delivers a short-lived electric shock, to subdue him. A 34-year-old Brisbane man, charged with bodily harm and obstructing police, is due to appear in Southport Magistrates Court on August 27.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22231201-5005940,00.html

Keith did snort Daddy after all !!

Keith Richards has confirmed that he did snort his father's ashes. Richards originally claimed he was misquoted, after his publicists attempted to quash the story. Richards, who last weekend claimed he would live to the age of 150, revealed that although he did snort his father, he did not mix his ashes with cocaine.

"The cocaine bit was rubbish," he said. "I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with."I pulled the lid off [my father's urn] and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table," Richards continued. "I'm going, 'I can't use the brush and dustpan for this'. "What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of... y'know, he went down a treat."

http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/30130

Who loves street signs ??

Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.

Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said. The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070801/NEWS/70801015