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Weekend at Bernies

TWO men have been arrested after allegedly pushing the body of a dead friend through the streets of Manhattan in an office chair to try to get his social security cheque cashed.

David Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the apartment Mr O'Hare and Mr Cintron shared about a block away to Pay-O-Matic, a cheque-cashing shop, police spokesman Paul Browne said.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up..." Mr Browne said.

The men left Mr Cintron's body outside the shop, went inside and tried to cash his $US355 ($405) cheque, the Associated Press reported.

The shop assistant, who knew Mr Cintron, asked where he was and Mr O'Hare said he would go and get him.

But by now a crowd had formed around the body and attracted the attention of a police detective having lunch at a restaurant next door.

"It's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Mr Browne said.

He called on-duty police and Mr O'Hare and Mr Dalaia were arrested as they prepared to wheel Mr Cintron's body into the cheque-cashing shop.

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Finger licking good ?

HAYDEN, Idaho (AP) — A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

"It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."

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What some people will do to get on my blog

http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hiZ4j2OOEug3O3W7pEfVHLsp4TyQ

SUPERIOR, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.

Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult.

Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened. He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge.

That's some nice bike skills there Ronnie

A Central Florida man is accused of exposing himself and masturbating in front of several young girls while riding his motorcycle on a busy road. Police in Palm Bay said a homeowner noticed Ronald Truex, 39, riding his motorcycle on Nolan Street near his 7-year-old daughter and another 9-year-old girl. The father said after Truex exposed himself and masturbated on his motorcycle, he wrote down the vehicle's tag number and then followed it to 460 Plant Avenue -- Truex's home.

Source : http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/14952254/detail.html