Coffee Bukake Man ?!!?

From : http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=3359


A man has been arrested in Numazu, Shizuoka Prefecture for assaulting 5 schoolgirls with coffee via drive-by spitting attacks

The spitter, who was nicknamed “Coffee Bukake Man” by locals, had carried out 5 attacks since the end of October. All of his victims were junior high school or high school girls wearing their uniforms, and all of the attacks involved spitting coffee onto their faces from his car window. His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it. This led to the arrest of 26 year-old Yoshiro Sumiyama, who admitted attacking the girls. Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.

Vasaline Bandits..

When I was little burglars disguised their finger prints by smearing them with Vasaline. . .

Maybe they moved on to covering themselves further :


http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10182722


The tale of the tail end may have reached an end.

At least that's what folks in Valentine, Neb., hope after someone slathered his bare backside — and front side — with Vaseline, then left prints on windows of businesses, schools and churches.

Rewards offered through Crime Stoppers failed to halt the pants-dropping perpetrator's spree, which began in May.

The local Midland News newspaper called the vandal or vandals "lewd, lubricated, lurching lunatics." A radio station dubbed them "the buttcheek bandits."

"It's just a weird deal, but it's weird enough to cause a little bit of concern," Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride. "Who in their right mind would do something like that?"

McBride has fielded about 20 reports. The last official one came in mid-October, although a Valentine businessman said he saw a print Thursday morning on the door of a dental clinic.

"If I hadn't heard about this previously, I wouldn't have had a clue what it was," said Duane Gudgel of the Plains Trading Company bookstore and gift shop.

Norman Nollett, co-owner of Nollett Electric, noticed greasy prints on the plate glass windows of his business in September. He didn't think much of it until he heard a radio report about the spree.

"I don't know what kind of people it takes to do that," Nollett said. "Someone with a weird sense of humor, I guess."

Drinking can lead to a nasty headache

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article421854.ece

A WOMAN who leant over a station platform to be sick was hit in the head by a 65mph train – and SURVIVED.

Amazingly, the 28-year-old wasn’t knocked on to the tracks and suffered only a fractured skull and cut face.

The driver of the Watford to Gatwick express blew his horn and hit the brakes when he spotted the woman at Purley Oaks station in Croydon, South London.

But he was unable to prevent the accident at 7.20pm on Thursday – which resulted in severe delays for hundreds of commuters.

A spokeswoman for the London Ambulance Service said: “A woman was taken to St George’s Hospital in Tooting with head injuries but was fully conscious.”

Beer is good !!

A beer after playing a game of football, a long run, or a strenuous round of golf can be good for the body, scientists say.

In a rare piece of good news for those who like a pint, Spanish researchers say beer can help someone who is dehydrated retain liquid better than water.

Prof Manuel Garzon, of Granada University, also claimed the bubbles in beer help to quench the thirst and that its carbohydrate content can help to replace lost calories.

Prof Garzon, who announced the results at a press conference in Granada beneath a banner declaring "Beer, Sport, Health", said the hydration effect in those who drank beer was "slightly better".

Juan Antonio Corbalan, a cardiologist who worked formerly with Real Madrid football players and Spain's national basketball team, said beer had the perfect profile for re-hydration after sport.

He added that he had long recommended barley drinks to professional sportsmen after exercise.

Previous studies have shown most alcoholic drinks have a diuretic effect – meaning they increase the amount of liquid lost by the body through urination.

Dr James Betts, an expert on nutrition and metabolism at Bath University, said a moderate amount of beer might be just as good as water at helping the body retain liquid, but that he doubted it could be any better.

Dr Betts said: "If you are dehydrated to start with following exercise, a beer, as opposed to a spirit, probably does not have a high enough concentration of alcohol to induce a diuretic effect."

Door Snakes are sexy

Crazy scuba-fetish priest

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, [and a dildo in his arse].

Private Battle Hard Bear

School kids send a bear to US soldier .. Check the link ... pretty cool.

http://hostedfor.us/corley.boazk12.org/Beck/BattleHard%20The%20Bear.htm

Furries vs Klingons - too funny

35L's in 4 days

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/one-mans-month-of-pain/2007/09/28/1190486531041.html

It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking.
When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks, doctors were at first stumped, the British journal The Lancet reported today.

The unnamed patient "had no history of head injury or loss of consciousness; his past medical record was unremarkable, and he was taking no medications," Zia Carrim and two other physicians from Southern General Hospital said in a case report. Body temperature and blood pressure were both normal, and a neurological exam scanned negative.

But when an eye specialist was called in, the fog began to clear, at least for the doctors.
The patient, said the ophthalmologist, had swollen optical discs, greatly enlarged blind spots and what eye doctors call "flame haemorrhages," or bleeding nerve fibres.

At this point the doctors sought a more detailed history. That is when the man revealed he had consumed 60 pints - roughly 35 litres - of beer in a four day period, following a domestic crisis.
Severe dehydration caused the alcohol, the doctors guessed, had led to a rare condition called cerebral venous sinus thrombosis (CVST). A scan of the brain's blood vessels confirmed the diagnosis.

CVST - which can cause seizures, impaired consciousness, loss of vision and neurological damage - strikes three or four people per million, mainly children, every year in Britain. The cause is generally unknown.

It took more than six months of long-term blood-thinning treatment to restore the man's normal vision - and to get rid of the headache, the doctors reported.

No dirty skidmarks

Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004. He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage.

The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray. Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom.

Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning. "I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said.

Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported. During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick. Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary. He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22445356-5005940,00.html

Crazy naked man

Lackawanna County authorities say a man wearing nothing but a hat tried to rob a convenience store in Carbondale.
Police say the 24-year-old man charged in last month's robbery attempt often stands naked in front of the window of his apartment. He was first arrested on an accusation of exposing himself to two women at his apartment building. Carbondale Police Sgt. Thomas Heller says the man ultimately confessed to being the one who tried to rob the store -- and said he did so because he was bored.
The clerk at the store kept her cool during last month's robbery attempt. She refused to give the man money and dialed 911. The man left, still undressed, without getting any cash.

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=4397527&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1

Hiking is fun !

SEATTLE -- A Federal Way man who contacted border agents to report that he was missing two backpacks full of cocaine has been arrested and charged with possession of cocaine with intent to distribute. Leroy Carr, 46, called Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents on August 7 to report that two backpacks he had stashed near the border containing 31 kilograms of cocaine were missing.

Department of Justice spokeswoman Emily Langlie said Carr asked the agents to put out a press release saying the drugs had been seized so that the people he worked for would not think he stole the cocaine."He indicated that he had been attempting to take the narcotics into Canada but had stashed them overnight," Langlie said. About two weeks later, a Boy Scout ranger called the Northwest Regional Drug Task Force to report finding the two backpacks full of drugs.

Carr was arrested Saturday and made his initial court appearance on Monday.Officials said Carr had several prior run-ins with law enforcement near the border. On December 27 he was questioned at a border crossing because he was carrying thousands of dollars in cash, a global positioning system with coordinates for a known drug-smuggling trail, and night vision goggles.

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/9851481.html

Dont trust swingers !

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007420451,00.html

A SWINGER invited a workmate home for a threesome — then STABBED him to death, a court heard.

Barman Paul Hodgson allegedly plunged a kitchen knife twice into Ian Cadwallador’s back, piercing his heart and lung, as he walked home after the romp.

The jury was told Paul was jealous that trainee chef Ian, 35, had had sex with his girlfriend Charlotte Gratton — while he could not get an erection.

Hodgson, who denies murder, is said to have invited Ian back to his home in Gosport, Hants, for an orgy to celebrate his 29th birthday last November.

After the killing, Hodgson is said to have told cops that Ian had raped Charlotte.

"downloading a few things and I got a little horny ... "

A Winnipeg man caught with his hands full while surfing for porn on a university computer wasn't going to be discouraged before getting the job done, a court heard yesterday.
The 26-year-old pleaded guilty to one count of committing an indecent act and three breaches of probation after security staff at the University of Manitoba's McDermot Avenue campus library caught him downloading porn from a public computer and masturbating on Aug. 4.
Court was told the man made no move to buckle up when approached by security staff and said "I'm almost done, can I finish?"

The man -- who was living on the street at the time of the offence and suffers from mental health problems -- later told police he took matters into his own hands "all the time" at the library.
In court, the man took issue with Judge Tim Preston calling his actions "public."

"I wasn't masturbating in public," he said.
'I do it all the time'
"I was just sitting at a computer, downloading a few things and I got a little horny ...
"I do it all the time."

Preston sentenced the man to time served and six months probation, sparking an argument from the man, who said he would rather stay in jail than serve more probation. He threatened he would re-offend if released.

"I'm not in the business of keeping people in jail longer than they need to be," said Preston.

"You're 26, you've got a long life ahead of you. I'm just saying you should keep the peace and be of good behaviour.

"That means not masturbating in a library or anywhere else. Got it?"

http://winnipegsun.com/News/Winnipeg/2007/09/01/4462626-sun.html

Cheetos, dangerously cheesy.

Patrick Hamman, 22, of 4904 S.W. 13th St., was arrested Sunday on a charge of domestic assault. Officers explained that the victim of the snack attack, Michael Hamman, lives with his adult son, Patrick and that they became involved in an argument Sunday night.

Patrick Hamman picked up a bag of Cheetos and threw it at his father, hitting him in the face, police said. It hit him in the glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of Michael Hamman's nose. The police report said: "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070904/NEWS/70904004/1001/NEWS

Why I love hot american poon ..

http://www.maniacworld.com/what-is-she-talking-about.html

Take a look ..

This gorgeous baby is asked why so few Americans can find their own country on a map ..
Apparently this has something to do with the South Africans and Iraq.

Dwarf + Hoover = Standup blowjob ?

A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions. The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production. Its attachment came loose before a performance so he tried to glue it back on. He left it to dry for 20 seconds rather than 20 minutes – and it stuck to him when he tried it out.

'It was the most embarrassing moment of my life,' he explained. 'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'

Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh managed to remove the attachment after an hour.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

Nightclub crazy !!

POLICE have used a stun gun to subdue a man who smeared himself with faeces and blood after being thrown out of a Gold Coast nightclub.Officers were called after a security guard was assaulted by a man who had been evicted from the club in Orchid Avenue, Surfers Paradise, around 3.30am (AEST) today. By the time officers arrived, the man had undressed himself and covered his entire body in faeces and blood, police said.When he refused to co-operate with police, officers used a Taser weapon, which delivers a short-lived electric shock, to subdue him. A 34-year-old Brisbane man, charged with bodily harm and obstructing police, is due to appear in Southport Magistrates Court on August 27.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22231201-5005940,00.html

Keith did snort Daddy after all !!

Keith Richards has confirmed that he did snort his father's ashes. Richards originally claimed he was misquoted, after his publicists attempted to quash the story. Richards, who last weekend claimed he would live to the age of 150, revealed that although he did snort his father, he did not mix his ashes with cocaine.

"The cocaine bit was rubbish," he said. "I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with."I pulled the lid off [my father's urn] and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table," Richards continued. "I'm going, 'I can't use the brush and dustpan for this'. "What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of... y'know, he went down a treat."

http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/30130

Who loves street signs ??

Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.

Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said. The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070801/NEWS/70801015