Nightclub crazy !!

POLICE have used a stun gun to subdue a man who smeared himself with faeces and blood after being thrown out of a Gold Coast nightclub.Officers were called after a security guard was assaulted by a man who had been evicted from the club in Orchid Avenue, Surfers Paradise, around 3.30am (AEST) today. By the time officers arrived, the man had undressed himself and covered his entire body in faeces and blood, police said.When he refused to co-operate with police, officers used a Taser weapon, which delivers a short-lived electric shock, to subdue him. A 34-year-old Brisbane man, charged with bodily harm and obstructing police, is due to appear in Southport Magistrates Court on August 27.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22231201-5005940,00.html

Crazy Llama.

Police have arrested a man who was drunkenly walking naked along the railroad tracks on Monday night for indecent exposure, criminal trespassing, annoying children, resisting arrest and being under the influence.

Police first heard about Jorge Lopez Llamas, a 24-year-old man from Napa, when a resident reported seeing a man walking naked on N. McDowell Boulevard just after 5 p.m., according to Petaluma police. The resident also stated that Llamas had masturbated in front of her and her child.

Responding officers found Llamas walking southbound along the railroad tracks from Southpoint Boulevard, according to police. When police attempted to detain Llamas he fought back and officers used a Taser to try and control him. Llamas did not submit to the Taser, so he was controlled with maximum restraint.

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