Friday, 28 September 2007

35L's in 4 days

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/one-mans-month-of-pain/2007/09/28/1190486531041.html

It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking.
When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks, doctors were at first stumped, the British journal The Lancet reported today.

The unnamed patient "had no history of head injury or loss of consciousness; his past medical record was unremarkable, and he was taking no medications," Zia Carrim and two other physicians from Southern General Hospital said in a case report. Body temperature and blood pressure were both normal, and a neurological exam scanned negative.

But when an eye specialist was called in, the fog began to clear, at least for the doctors.
The patient, said the ophthalmologist, had swollen optical discs, greatly enlarged blind spots and what eye doctors call "flame haemorrhages," or bleeding nerve fibres.

At this point the doctors sought a more detailed history. That is when the man revealed he had consumed 60 pints - roughly 35 litres - of beer in a four day period, following a domestic crisis.
Severe dehydration caused the alcohol, the doctors guessed, had led to a rare condition called cerebral venous sinus thrombosis (CVST). A scan of the brain's blood vessels confirmed the diagnosis.

CVST - which can cause seizures, impaired consciousness, loss of vision and neurological damage - strikes three or four people per million, mainly children, every year in Britain. The cause is generally unknown.

It took more than six months of long-term blood-thinning treatment to restore the man's normal vision - and to get rid of the headache, the doctors reported.

Thursday, 20 September 2007

No dirty skidmarks

Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004. He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage.

The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray. Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom.

Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning. "I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said.

Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported. During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick. Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary. He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22445356-5005940,00.html

Crazy naked man

Lackawanna County authorities say a man wearing nothing but a hat tried to rob a convenience store in Carbondale.
Police say the 24-year-old man charged in last month's robbery attempt often stands naked in front of the window of his apartment. He was first arrested on an accusation of exposing himself to two women at his apartment building. Carbondale Police Sgt. Thomas Heller says the man ultimately confessed to being the one who tried to rob the store -- and said he did so because he was bored.
The clerk at the store kept her cool during last month's robbery attempt. She refused to give the man money and dialed 911. The man left, still undressed, without getting any cash.

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=4397527&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1

Hiking is fun !

SEATTLE -- A Federal Way man who contacted border agents to report that he was missing two backpacks full of cocaine has been arrested and charged with possession of cocaine with intent to distribute. Leroy Carr, 46, called Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents on August 7 to report that two backpacks he had stashed near the border containing 31 kilograms of cocaine were missing.

Department of Justice spokeswoman Emily Langlie said Carr asked the agents to put out a press release saying the drugs had been seized so that the people he worked for would not think he stole the cocaine."He indicated that he had been attempting to take the narcotics into Canada but had stashed them overnight," Langlie said. About two weeks later, a Boy Scout ranger called the Northwest Regional Drug Task Force to report finding the two backpacks full of drugs.

Carr was arrested Saturday and made his initial court appearance on Monday.Officials said Carr had several prior run-ins with law enforcement near the border. On December 27 he was questioned at a border crossing because he was carrying thousands of dollars in cash, a global positioning system with coordinates for a known drug-smuggling trail, and night vision goggles.

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/9851481.html

Thursday, 13 September 2007

Dont trust swingers !

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007420451,00.html

A SWINGER invited a workmate home for a threesome — then STABBED him to death, a court heard.

Barman Paul Hodgson allegedly plunged a kitchen knife twice into Ian Cadwallador’s back, piercing his heart and lung, as he walked home after the romp.

The jury was told Paul was jealous that trainee chef Ian, 35, had had sex with his girlfriend Charlotte Gratton — while he could not get an erection.

Hodgson, who denies murder, is said to have invited Ian back to his home in Gosport, Hants, for an orgy to celebrate his 29th birthday last November.

After the killing, Hodgson is said to have told cops that Ian had raped Charlotte.

Wednesday, 5 September 2007

"downloading a few things and I got a little horny ... "

A Winnipeg man caught with his hands full while surfing for porn on a university computer wasn't going to be discouraged before getting the job done, a court heard yesterday.
The 26-year-old pleaded guilty to one count of committing an indecent act and three breaches of probation after security staff at the University of Manitoba's McDermot Avenue campus library caught him downloading porn from a public computer and masturbating on Aug. 4.
Court was told the man made no move to buckle up when approached by security staff and said "I'm almost done, can I finish?"

The man -- who was living on the street at the time of the offence and suffers from mental health problems -- later told police he took matters into his own hands "all the time" at the library.
In court, the man took issue with Judge Tim Preston calling his actions "public."

"I wasn't masturbating in public," he said.
'I do it all the time'
"I was just sitting at a computer, downloading a few things and I got a little horny ...
"I do it all the time."

Preston sentenced the man to time served and six months probation, sparking an argument from the man, who said he would rather stay in jail than serve more probation. He threatened he would re-offend if released.

"I'm not in the business of keeping people in jail longer than they need to be," said Preston.

"You're 26, you've got a long life ahead of you. I'm just saying you should keep the peace and be of good behaviour.

"That means not masturbating in a library or anywhere else. Got it?"

http://winnipegsun.com/News/Winnipeg/2007/09/01/4462626-sun.html

Cheetos, dangerously cheesy.




Patrick Hamman, 22, of 4904 S.W. 13th St., was arrested Sunday on a charge of domestic assault. Officers explained that the victim of the snack attack, Michael Hamman, lives with his adult son, Patrick and that they became involved in an argument Sunday night.


Patrick Hamman picked up a bag of Cheetos and threw it at his father, hitting him in the face, police said. It hit him in the glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of Michael Hamman's nose. The police report said: "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."




Monday, 27 August 2007

Why I love hot american poon ..

http://www.maniacworld.com/what-is-she-talking-about.html

Take a look ..

This gorgeous baby is asked why so few Americans can find their own country on a map ..
Apparently this has something to do with the South Africans and Iraq.

Monday, 20 August 2007

Dwarf + Hoover = Standup blowjob ?

A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions. The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production. Its attachment came loose before a performance so he tried to glue it back on. He left it to dry for 20 seconds rather than 20 minutes – and it stuck to him when he tried it out.

'It was the most embarrassing moment of my life,' he explained. 'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'

Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh managed to remove the attachment after an hour.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

Monday, 13 August 2007

Nightclub crazy !!

POLICE have used a stun gun to subdue a man who smeared himself with faeces and blood after being thrown out of a Gold Coast nightclub.Officers were called after a security guard was assaulted by a man who had been evicted from the club in Orchid Avenue, Surfers Paradise, around 3.30am (AEST) today. By the time officers arrived, the man had undressed himself and covered his entire body in faeces and blood, police said.When he refused to co-operate with police, officers used a Taser weapon, which delivers a short-lived electric shock, to subdue him. A 34-year-old Brisbane man, charged with bodily harm and obstructing police, is due to appear in Southport Magistrates Court on August 27.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22231201-5005940,00.html

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Keith did snort Daddy after all !!

Keith Richards has confirmed that he did snort his father's ashes. Richards originally claimed he was misquoted, after his publicists attempted to quash the story. Richards, who last weekend claimed he would live to the age of 150, revealed that although he did snort his father, he did not mix his ashes with cocaine.

"The cocaine bit was rubbish," he said. "I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with."I pulled the lid off [my father's urn] and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table," Richards continued. "I'm going, 'I can't use the brush and dustpan for this'. "What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of... y'know, he went down a treat."

http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/30130

Friday, 3 August 2007

Who loves street signs ??


Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.


Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said. The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.


There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.


Thursday, 26 July 2007

Felix you crazy Cat !

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/local_story_206123617.html

A man charged with improperly disposing of a corpse claims he chopped up his friend's body, stuffed the parts in a metal drum and rolled it into a river in a panic after the friend died of a drug overdose, police said. The drum, with the body parts inside, was found floating in the Pequonnock River in Bridgeport last week.

Felix Rivera, 23, was charged Tuesday with improper disposal of a dead body after he told police his story of what happened to Charles Gerber, police Lt. James Viadero said. Police said Rivera told them he and Gerber had been celebrating their release from jail following arrests on assault and weapons-related charges. Gerber, 34, had taken pills, drunk alcohol and smoked the hallucinogen PCP on July 17 before Rivera discovered he had stopped breathing, according to police. Rivera told police he became "paranoid" and decided to hide the body in a metal drum.

When the 5-foot-9, 180-pound body didn't fit, he used an ax to cut off the head, hands and feet, police said. Police said Rivera then put the drum full of body parts in his car, drove to a boat ramp and rolled it in. Rivera was being held in lieu of $100,000 bail.

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Hi Homer !



Homer Simpson painted next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant.

Thursday, 12 July 2007

Colar bomb madness !!


JULY 11--The Pennsylvania pizza delivery man who stuck up a bank and then was killed when a bomb attached to his neck exploded was a coconspirator in the bizarre 2003 scheme. In an indictment unsealed today, Brian Wells is identified as a participant in the plot to rob a PNC Bank branch in Erie. A copy of the indictment can be found below. According to investigators, Wells and several other coconspirators hatched the robbery scheme, which involved Wells going into the bank with a homemade bomb locked around his neck. Wells is pictured at right in a bank surveillance photo. After he walked out with $8702, Wells was apprehended by cops. At that point, he claimed that the device was strapped on him by unknown gunmen who accosted him after he delivered pizzas to them. While waiting for the bomb squad to arrive and examine the homemade device, it exploded, killing the 46-year-old Wells. The three-count indictment charges Marjorie Diehl Armstrong and Kenneth Barnes with bank robbery, conspiracy, and weapons possession. Armstrong allegedly hatched the plot because she needed money to pay Barnes to kill her father. While it does not appear her father was murdered, Armstrong was subsequently convicted of killing James Roden, her live-in boyfriend, "to keep him from disclosing the bank robbery plan that was being formulated by the co-conspirators.
More here :

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Drinking does not kill brain cells !! Woohoo

ALCOHOL may make you act like an idiot temporarily, but Queensland scientists have discovered that it won't damage your brain permanently.
New research to be revealed at a conference of some of the world's top neuroscientists in Cairns today has found booze does not kill off brain cells as previously thought.
Queensland Brain Institute director Professor Perry Bartlett said there was no evidence the consumption of alcohol led directly to the death of brain cells.

More here : http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,22048081-23272,00.html

Well prepared scary man !!

Timothy Joseph Pentaleri, 42, was being held in lieu of $1 million bail in a Minnesota jail. He was charged in Hennepin County, Minn., on June 29 with attempted kidnapping and two counts of attempted harassment/stalking.

Pentaleri, an Army officer, showed up at the airport wearing a long-haired wig, a fake mustache and beard when he was stopped and questioned near an airport carousel, according to police. Authorities gave the following account of what happened next:Pentaleri was found carrying a stun gun, three chemical aerosol Mace cans, a folding pocket knife, a set of SUV keys and an expandable baton. He was issued a trespass notice and dropped off at an area hotel.

Police then reviewed footage from the camera monitoring system in the airport parking ramps and saw Pentaleri walking from the short-term ramp. They located his red GMC SUV parked there. Through the vehicle's window, police could see a duffel bag, a roll of duct tape, a shovel, rope and flex cuffs. Moments later, they stopped Pentaleri as he returned to the vehicle.The duffel bag contained six condoms, a pillow case cut into strips, a camera, a turkey baster, KY oil, a bag of plastic gloves, two bags of zip ties, a package of Bic lighters, two-sided tape, shoe polish, a pair of nylon socks and Clorox disinfectant wipes.

Full story here : http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/illinoisnews/story/3F9438AD05ADC10A86257311000F7E7E?OpenDocument

Friday, 6 July 2007

New Shoes







Nice shoes ..



Realised by Nike in time for Transformers movie .. (Not a fan of the white ones, but the grey could be an option).

Thursday, 5 July 2007

More nude news

EDMONTON - City police are keeping tight-lipped about the cause of death of a man who died, last week, while in their custody.
The autopsy of the 39-year-old man wrapped up today.
Police say he died "while being subdued after falling off a roof".
Around 4:00pm Friday, officers say they responded to a report of a fight, between a man & a woman, at a house on 35th Street and 22nd Avenue.
By the time police arrived, the man involved was found naked on his neighbours roof.
He then tried to jump from one house to another ... but missed and fell about 20 feet to the ground.
An officer approached the still-conscious suspect and got one handcuff attached, when he reportedly started to put up a fight.
A couple of witnessess helped the officer restrain the guy and get the 'cuffs on.
At that point, police say the man's heart stopped beating and the arresting officer administered CPR, but to no avail.

http://www.630ched.com/news/news_local.cfm?cat=7428109912&rem=69112&red=80110923aPBIny&wids=410&gi=1&gm=news_local.cfm

Crazy Llama.

Police have arrested a man who was drunkenly walking naked along the railroad tracks on Monday night for indecent exposure, criminal trespassing, annoying children, resisting arrest and being under the influence.

Police first heard about Jorge Lopez Llamas, a 24-year-old man from Napa, when a resident reported seeing a man walking naked on N. McDowell Boulevard just after 5 p.m., according to Petaluma police. The resident also stated that Llamas had masturbated in front of her and her child.

Responding officers found Llamas walking southbound along the railroad tracks from Southpoint Boulevard, according to police. When police attempted to detain Llamas he fought back and officers used a Taser to try and control him. Llamas did not submit to the Taser, so he was controlled with maximum restraint.

http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_6288982